Is this right? is the whole fashion thing a bunch of sexual deviants some place, making random, and totally impractical clothes which they then sell to people for vast amounts of money. What a scam. Look at the fashion at the moment. its all 50`s patterns and 80`s haircuts (did you see the fashion media do the mother of u turns on that wondrous hair invention, the mullet)
did the fashion people have a year off or something?
Berty, darling, ive got this fantastic idea, the boys in research have come up with this fantastic material, it make fat people look thin, can be any colour under the sun, doesn’t need cleaning and can bring you to orgasm 20 seconds quicker than corduroy. it is made from old fridges and odd socks, and it tastes of chicken, but is only half the calories and has omega 3 in it. it’ll revolutionize the world. man will love his fellow man... er? in the good way. No more wars, no famine and everybody will look great.....
ahh balls to it lets just bring back the 80`s
why don`t we try this with other things
are you cool, are you one groovy cat?, well your not the king of the hill until you’ve got.......RICKETS. That’s it, that pig will just breeze past you in that passage you bendy legged supreeemo
don`t get me started on skinny jeans.
I know its just a matter of time before i see some victim with a white line across his face like adam and the ants, and when I do I’m gonna hit him, out of principle. No I’m not I’m gonna do one of those Hawaii 5 0 karate neck chops and then drive a ford cortina over him.
Bunch of arse