Ok, they say we fell out of the tree 4 million years ago. since then we`ve proliforated to the tune of 6.3 billion. we`ve done and made many wonderous and fantastic things. Your mind can think of anything.....anything. So, why do we make and do things that just dont fucking work!!!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Smart people

How the fuck did the keyboardist from D`ream become the UK face of the £5billion Large Hadron collider?

if these are the brains of the world,  how come when you actually look at what their doing it sounds so like monkeys playing with rocks

" hey,  how was the universe made?"
"i dunno............lets bash some things together"
"Woot!"

what are they looking for? the Higgs boson.  

why do they think its there? cus the maths says so.

why havent they found it?

answer 1:
cus its not there.

answer 2:
cus they aint blow up enough shit.

ok over simplification is bad but while i`m here

rocket science

Light the blue touch paper and stand well back. 

Modern medicine

Cut em up.  Sew em together and keep em ocupied while nature fixes em.

The battle of the sexes

Shut up!

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