Beeron

Steve Myers, head of the accelerator and beam department, said: "There are on the order of 2,000 magnetic circuits in the machine. This means there are 2,000 power supplies which generate the current which flows in the coils of the magnets."

If there was a fault with any of these, he said, it would have stopped the beam. They were also wary of obstacles in the beam pipe which could prevent the protons from completing their first circuit. 

Mr Myers has experience of the latter problem. While working on the LHC's predecessor, a machine called the Large-Electron Positron Collider, engineers found two beer bottles wedged into the beam pipe.

I feel safe knowing the greatest minds on the planet are on hand pulling the empties out of the worlds largest Proton collider.  cheers fellas

Smart people

How the fuck did the keyboardist from D`ream become the UK face of the £5billion Large Hadron collider?

if these are the brains of the world,  how come when you actually look at what their doing it sounds so like monkeys playing with rocks

" hey,  how was the universe made?"

"i dunno............lets bash some things together"

"Woot!"

what are they looking for? the Higgs boson.  

why do they think its there? cus the maths says so.

why havent they found it?

answer 1:

cus its not there.

answer 2:

cus they aint blow up enough shit.

ok over simplification is bad but while i`m here

rocket science

Light the blue touch paper and stand well back. 

Modern medicine

Cut em up.  Sew em together and keep em ocupied while nature fixes em.

The battle of the sexes

Shut up!

People

Goddamit there are so many dumb people.  you know the really dumb opinionate people who had a little bit of a worry about that particle accelerator making a black hole,  or MMR jabs or take their babies to McDonalds

Televisual Advertisment or Audiovisishite?

I`m gonna split this fellah up cus,  oooooh i can feel it...... its the anger.  i`m gonna have to organise this up into several chunks because theres just so much wrong with TV adverts.

i like the principle of TV don`t get me wrong.  Adverts make many great programs possable.  but they lie.  legally tv adverts cant lie,  but they can embellish (embellendish) i the whole "hey look at this muniscule bit of goodness,  i just wont tell you the rest is crap"

All of those food adverts that go 95% fat free. Thats still 5% fat which according to doctor dudes is High fat. 

Sugar is fat free,  but you don`t see any Sugar only diets do ya? so how can it be right that sugar saturated munch bunch or whatever is sold (to mums) for kids as a healthy 1 of your 5 a day.  if anything its just a shitty 1 of your 5 a day.

Unlucky

sorry.  i havent died. end